Bullied Nostalgia: Christmas in Wonderland

0:00 So. Many of our favors to watch we'll look now they're being. Bashed, I guess. That's what we should expect on the Bully Nostalgia Podcast.

0:16 Hello everyone, we're back with another episode of the podcast. Today I'm joined by John. Hey. Kylin Hi and chance. That's. Me. I expected John to go into a chatty rant there for a second, which is why I picked him first, but today's podcast episode is a little bit different. We're doing a Christmas episode, but not really one that truly fits into our bullied nostalgia concept, and that's because. None of us are nostalgic about this. Movie. Yes, but any Christmas movie or TV show that John and I would be nostalgic about, the boys have already seen?

1:06 Yeah, their mom loves Christmas movies. And so they have all of them. So rather than watch a movie that John and I had some nostalgic feelings towards, that the boys had already seen, this movie is something that we introduced the boys to a number of years ago, I think maybe five years ago or so, and so now, whenever we want to ruin the Christmas. Season we get together. When we watch this movie, today's episode is going to be based on a movie called Christmas in Wonder. Land, which is a movie from 2007 that is essentially home alone if it took place in West Edmonton Mall.

1:51 West Edmonton Mall is the largest mall in North America. It's only about a four and a half hour drive from where we live. And while this movie doesn't carry nostalgia for us, the mall does. Yes, so certainly there are references throughout the movie to Booster Juice. Well, let's not spoil the only thing John wants to talk about later. Yes, so this movie certainly has a decent amount of nostalgia baked into it, even though. It means nothing to any of our childhoods. We would have watched this movie initially, pretty close to when it came out, John and Robin and I, and then John and I would introduce it to the boys probably about five years ago and we're back.

2:43 Can't get enough? So it's that time of the podcast. Chance, why don't you tell us what this movie is about? All right, so the movie starts out with a father and his three children. Their mom is not able to come for Christmas that year because she is held about a flight, so they have to go get presents by themselves. Also, the family is broke. The dad decides to leave the kids by themselves with Santa while he goes and gets presents. As it turns out, the eldest son decides to abandon Mary and Brian.

3:19 In order to go. Do his own thing and find women. And find women. Yes, well, Mary and Brian counter a gang of thugs who have this long plan in order to use counterfeit money in order to make a lot of money through. Tricking them into giving them back, Yep, but Mary and Brian accidentally. End up with the. $1,000,000 in cash. They have. So then shenanigans incur. Dad gets blamed for counterfeiting, rig the goons try to capture Mary and Brian. Eventually the eldest gets it captured. And then it ends with a final Marion Brian versus the thugs in a Home Alone esque duel.

4:04 Or eventually the ones are captured and Marion Brian get off Scott free. I do have an issue with the Home Alone duel thing. Because. It's barely planned beforehand. Well, like, that's the thing we get into that this is Home Alone. There's so many tropes that it pulls directly from right in Home Alone. Mom is trying to get her way back to Kevin. She's at the airport. She does anything to try and travel back and make it to him in time. She arrives on Christmas morning to see him. In Home Alone movies, the Kid or Kevin McAllister will befriend an old person, often with an animal gimmick like the Lady with the Doves, and they'll protect him.

4:49 In this movie, the bad guys are chasing them through the basement, and an old man with a wolf defends this mare dog. She befriends him. His name is Bob. There's the gimmicks where he lays out fish for Chris Catan to slip on into a Shark Tank. And stuff like that. In pong balls. Ping. Ping pong. Golf balls. Exactly. Every part of this is borrowed from Home Alone. People have brought that up a bunch of times. As to why these actors and actresses would sign on to do this bad movie. The reason for me is.

5:28 If you were to tell me you were making the next Home Alone movie, but you up the ante by having it in the largest mall in the world, that on paper, seems like a winning formula. Yeah. And you can definitely tell because. Of some of the. Actors, they have like they have Tim Curry, Chris Catan. Patrick Swayze. Patrick Swayze. Yep. And those are. Carmen Electra. It's very loud. Matthew Walker. They have some great big. Hitters. Oh, no, yeah. Matthew Knight, yeah. And some of them. Unfortunately are wasted a.

6:00 Little. Bit probably the biggest offense. This is Tim Curry. His whole role is a reoccurring joke that he miss, remembers, or mispronounces people's names, and it's not a funny joke the first time. In the 80th time, Yeah. It's really, it's really grinding. It's very long, largely. There's some really good actors in this movie that are doing their best with a script that baffles me. Say that someone was paid to write it. It's very bad. Yep. I think it was really funny watching Tim Curry try to give a compliment to this movie at some point.

6:43 Yeah, we watched the. The cast interviews, cast interviews after the movie, and you can tell there's some really interesting views on it. I personally found Chris Catan's view of the movie hilarious. Yeah, I mean, Chris was just joking. Why did you want to do this movie? He said it's filmed in color, so that's exciting. So there's one character that we never talk about and that's Shane. Shane, the love interest for the eldest son. She's played by Mackenzie Porter, who is the younger sister of Kaylin Porter.

7:21 Oh my goodness. This is several layers deep into this conversation. Kylin, her older brother, affected the spelling of your name. No. He was the winner of Canadian Idol season four and I wanted to spell your name, Kai. But Kaylin Porter was pretty popular at the time, and your mom was nervous that people would mispronounce your name as Kaylin instead of Kylin. So this family is to blame for that. She, as an adult would be in the show Travelers, which I of course have a bias to because it's a time travel show, but in Travelers.

8:14 People from the future, in an effort to save the world, send their consciousness back into the bodies of people now. So it's supposed to be people who were about to die. And so then they send their consciousness back into this person so that they can change the timeline for the better, using a body to someone who wouldn't be alive to use it anyways. And she is one of the main characters. In it, she plays a mentally disabled woman who gets taken by a brilliant surgeon from the future. And it's a fascinating storyline because of everything she has to overcome as one of the smartest people on earth who, up until this moment, has been mentally disabled.

9:12 She is very good in that TV show and it's interesting to see her here. This is her very first thing on IMDb. She is one of the people that when I see this movie, I'm like, Oh yeah, it's great to have her here. The kid who it's not great to have is the kid from X-Men Three. That kid is just bad. Nothing. It's really easy to do an impression of him. You just have to say everything like you don't have. A heart or. Soul. Yeah. Monotone Bored. It's really. Funny though, when he says something, it's supposed to be really risque, but he says that like, this sucks royal cojones.

9:53 Which is his catch phrase by the. Way, Yeah. Sucks. Royal cojones gets used so many times in this movie. I'm not sure if they were trying to start a trend or if there was some cool speech going on in Edmonton that I missed out on. It would have been in Los Angeles. You think that this movie was written by someone in Los Angeles who came to Edmonton for three days? Yes, I do.

10:24 OK, so as Chance said, this movie takes place in West Edmonton Mall. But the problem with filming in West Edmonton Mall is if you know anything about northern Alberta, there's a lot of winter here. Yeah, lots of snow. We get six months of snow, you know, 7/7 on occasion 895. There's lots. So a hurdle that this movie had to deal with was that this is the biggest mall of North America. So them trying to film at Christmas time would have been a disaster. They there had been too many crowds, they would not have been able to successfully pull it off.

11:10 So instead they opted to film it during the summer. What that means is that the movie has to explain away why there's no snow in a very snowy location. It says the the warmest winter ever, ever. It's like a radio. It's like yes, we are in a heat wave. No one knew that this movie was coming, so it was very confusing for Edmontonians. Because W 17 Mall just never took down their Christmas decorations. So it's still May, it's still June. And people are like, why is it decorated for Christmas here? And then it would slip into the media that they were gonna film a movie there, but they just left the Christmas decorations up for half the year.

12:03 I'm trying to remember how much we knew about this movie. Before even a trailer was out, like, I feel like I got excited about the premise of this movie or that we had a Alberta representation. Yeah, I feel like. I remember being there when it was not Christmas, but there was Christmas decorations. Beyond that, it's muddy. I remember buying this in West Edmonton Mall. And I remember watching that, the Three of us, But before that, I don't remember how this came into our lives. It's kind of strange to think that this is one of the few movies that takes place where it's being filmed, you know, like if you have a movie in Chicago, it's probably in Vancouver.

12:49 Yeah, we do film quite a few movies in Canada, just because it's a lot. Cheaper here. But it's very rare that a movie takes place in Canada. Sure. I could not find any data about how much this movie cost to make. How many dollars did it make? 2 digits? The $20 dad spent buying? His. Movie. But yeah, we don't know what DVD sales were or anything like that. All we know is it's box office run. It went in theaters. Yes, in Canada. How much? Any guesses? I'm saying, I think. It's 1000. Dollars. Wow. Yeah, I'm gonna go 200 grand.

13:32 I think like 750,000. Very close. The numbers are muddy. They're a little different depending on what website you go to, but I have a box office of $772,386. I'm sure it didn't make money. Oh. No, paying one of those actors would cost. Yeah. The only thing I can think is there is so much brand. Advertising in this movie, they make up for it that maybe that made-up something, but definitely this maybe is not a success. Brand deals from Sony and Microsoft in the same movie and that deserves an award.

14:17 It's. Important Booster Juice. WestJet cyanide.

14:29 My favorite product? Can you? Imagine all the cyanide distributors out there. We'll pay. $500,000. If you try and get someone to say they want to have some sign, alright, John Kai's referenced it twice. We all know what you want to talk about. Let's talk about Booster Juice. Yeah, I think this is probably the most exciting part of the movie for me is. I really like Booster Juice and. Some characters talk. Near my Booster Juice. Well, they do more than that, they. Say the words booster. Juice, Yeah, she says.

15:08 Do you want to go get some Booster Juice? Then they get some Booster Juice. They sit down and they drink the Booster Juice. I don't know if they actually drink it, but they hold it in their hands. Yeah, you are analyzing because they reason. Right. Yeah, yeah, this was back. It's only been in recent years that Booster Juice has moved to, like, the Purple Bow, degradable straws and stuff like that. But. History of Booster Juice. You guys thought we were here for the movie we're here for? John's documentation.

15:36 Shot cups were definitely the old Styrofoam cups. You can pinpoint the date that this was filmed. That's right. Based on the branding of Booster Juice, this movie came out when I was chances age. Booster Juice was created in Sherwood Park and it's 375 locations around Canada, but only two in the United States. Essentially it's two people from Los Angeles who are meeting for the first time and she says want to go to Booster Juice and he's like, yeah. But they've both only been in Canada for a journey, or even there for 50.

16:17 4 hours. 37 minutes. And it's clearly that was a paid advertisement. No Americans would even know what they're talking about. I'm proud of the institution of Booster Juice. We made it. It's a local company. It's one of those things that just comes off so forced. It really does. Would you like to get a Booster Jew? Their siblings are missing. They're both missing, yes. You want to go look for them at Booster Jews. And then they just go and have drinks and. Yeah, I'm not sure if the movie is intended to be for Canadian audience, or if it's intended to be for an American audience, or both.

16:58 OK, they do start off by just talking about how terrible Canada is to like men. I have no idea what they're saying. I need a lobotomy to listen to what they're saying. The Santa magic trick. So the dad is sitting in a bar upset because he's broke and. He turns around and Santa's there, and Santa's talking about how when the dad was younger, he got a pony for Christmas or something. But that scene ends with Santa D materializing into a. Little blue sparkles. And it is potentially the best scene in the entire movie.

17:36 Good special effects. Yeah, he's being beamed up for sure. I mean, there's better, special. Effects. We all dive about those yet. OK, we're saving red. This is a family movie. This is about warming your heart and seeing how loving this family is during the Christmas season. We should know. Which is really strange considering how much they hate each other. Everyone in this movie hates each other. It's it's true. What a sarcastic, rude, malicious and evil group of people that Patrick Swayze has spawned.

18:17 And it's so funny because there's a scene right at the. Beginning in the movie where Brian says something and Patrick Swayze literally says you're not my kid, I think there's an underlying theme that they did not intend that those kids are adopted and he's like the evil stepfather in the Cinderella story, and his sons are equally terrible. Being negligent. At least he didn't make pancakes with whole egg shells. True. Patrick Swayze. Doesn't make a pancake or he puts any. Entire egg in it. No, no, no, he cracks the egg.

18:50 Let's the let's the yolk and then the whites and then he. Throws the. Shells in John made a second bat without egg. Shells the egg. Shell bats. With. The other The boys yet but tracks John having done some work with social work. Do you have any thoughts about Patrick Swayze's parenting in this movie? I'm not a parent so. I can. I learned everything I know about parenting from this movie. Yeah, he is the worst. Yeah, I think there's the one scene at the start where his eldest son doesn't want to go to the mall, so he says.

19:35 If you don't go to the mall, you're going to wreck Christmas for everyone. And I'm not going to buy you an Xbox. That's the part that gets him going. Gas. Lining. He does gaslight his kid for sure. I laughed for about 3 minutes near the end of this movie when the two brothers have learned some semblance of a lesson and one of them says I'm sorry, dad, this is all my fault, And then the other kid says no dad, it's my fault. And then in any other movie, the dad would have been like either it's nobody's fault or it's all of our faults or something like that.

20:12 Instead he's like yes, no, it's both of your faults. It's like what Mary. I am so good and it's so funny. After he just like cradles Mary in his arms, throws her in the air, picks her up, that kind of thing. And then he immediately scolds his sons. Mary is 2 people. Yeah, John made a discovery that. The girl who plays Mary is actually more than one girl. It's a set of twins, and we watched an interview and one of them was taking it seriously. The other one was hyperactive and slumping in their chair, and I get the impression and probably pick the two of them out when they're in different scenes.

20:51 Now I kind of want to go back for another section, see if I could tell which one to win. Who's with me? Let's interesting so with full house they. Had the Mary Kate and. Ashley twins. I feel like I learned there was a reason for that at one time. Yeah, it's a law, Child Exploitation, essentially. You can't have a child that young on TV that much. It's against the law. So the way of sidestepping it is to have. Two, that can't be the reason nowadays for this movie, I don't. Think I have no idea, yeah.

21:27 It would be a lot more work to try and get two people into the same character. I guess they only have to learn half as many lines. That's true. Talked about Mary. There's definitely some premeditated murder murder attempts here. She. Nearly hammered her hand to. Well, not just that, so for context. The. Little 6 year old girl leads one of the bad guys played by Carmen Electra onto the roof of one of the domes. So she gets there ahead of time and she uses a hammer and bashes out the window so that Carmen Electra steps on it and then falls to presumably her death.

22:10 She got lucky she. Lately isn't. Feeling closure? Yeah, but she's not that far from. A wall or the the platform where the sea lions stand on. There's no way that six year old kid was like, I'm picking this window 'cause she'll live. Everyone wants to talk about it. Everyone wants to talk about it. There's one scene in this movie that is notorious. Anyone can forget anything about this movie except one scene you will never forget. It's in your nightmare. Santa Claus is disguised as a janitor. He's disguised.

22:51 As. Everyone. In this movie even married no, but in in this specific part he's disguised as a janitor and he tells them the way to get out and he says take the door at the top of the staircase, not open the red door. Brian ignores his instructions and lets out an evil. He opens the red door. And it's. Possibly. The worst CG D room I've ever seen in my life. The spoiler alert. This movie implies that the reason why no one's ever found Santa Claus at the North Pole is because Santa Claus operates out of West Edmonton.

23:33 I don't. I don't. Think it implies that. I think it just says that. One of the kids opens a door in the basement of West Edmonton Mall and finds Santa's workshop. And they could have opted to do it any number of ways, like use human beings or money. They could have used money. Real money. Real money. Instead of putting in. Effort, Effort, or money or money or time or energy. Or Sunday afternoon. They pretty much punched in the line of code and just letting AI do whatever it wanted with it. I could have made that room.

24:19 It's. Horrifying. Yeah. You get computer graphically designed and I used the term design very loosely. Elves that just have the scariest faces. You know, they're smiling. That are they, Brian? After he opens the door, he says. Is this the North Pole? And then all of the elves stare at him for a total of 15 seconds before smiling and nodding. Yeah. They don't say anything, by the way. They just stare. For like, exceedingly long. Periods of time. I used to dread going to the Festival of Trees, and not because I didn't enjoy the Festival of Trees, but every time we went.

25:06 There was this red door. Practically, there was a junky motion ride. Motion sickness. Motion sickness, right? Yeah, it was a tiny little booth car shaped thing. You'd climb in and then it would play the laziest computer graphic animation ever made. It was Santa on this letters. And then it would just shake the box that you were. In it was equivalent to the computer graphics at the bowling alley when you like. A strike? Yeah, maybe. Honestly, that's overselling it a little bit. You sit in a box and watch a TV screen and then the bottom Rock shakes you and the animation was done in 3 minutes.

25:56 The worst experience and chance. Loved it. Loved it. He wanted to do it over and over. Every year I have PTSD. Stupid ride. So. Computer graphics in this movie very much resemble that, you know, I would have been fine if when they opened that door, there was just a bunch of sea lions wearing elf hats. Yeah, I see lions with elf hats would have been cute. The sea lion. Is the. Greatest actor in this movie. Yeah, it's really funny. There was an interview with Carmen. Electra, Where? She said. The most professional actor on the set was the sea lion, and I don't doubt it.

26:34 Yeah, straight business with that one. Especially after. He tried to murder her. There's a scene where the dad tries to buy a snow blower and the cooler trying to Oh no, you're making. Me think about the. Shopping. Scenes.

26:52 Not that. What was her name? John. What was her name? The clerk or the the underwear shot? No, the underwear. Will you have two scenes? First things first, the dad is trying to buy it. A snow blower. Snow blower for his wife. And every time he mentions, I'm getting a snow blower for my wife. The. Woman in there says she'll die. I sorry. I'm getting this snow blower for my wife. She'll die. People assume that. That's just like the only nice thing that she could say that's referencing that his wife won't enjoy it.

27:30 What is actually happening is she's an old witch doctor.

27:38 Evil curse on his wife. OK, we're talking about it. John. What's her name? What's her name? I hate it. The lingerie saleswoman? Yeah, you want to know the actresses? Made it doesn't. Matter. So Patrick Swayze goes into a lingerie store to buy something for his wife. It's a trope. That you? Have to have in movies where it's really awkward for him to buy something for. Wife, girlfriend there and starts out kind of cute. The lady. There's a scene where Patrick Swayze is like looking around and then realizes he's very uncomfortable and his eyes like lock forward.

28:17 That's a fun little. It's cute because he's in the same pose as one of the mannequins wearing the lingerie and then he realizes that and he stops. That is actually charming, but it is then followed by any talks. OK, so saleswoman. The saleswoman walks up and says. Are you getting something for your girlfriend? And he says, do I look like I have a girlfriend? And then the woman automatically assumes that must mean he's getting it for himself. However, he begins backpedaling and saying it's for his wife, who is currently in Los Angeles.

28:51 This is a true fact. However, the saleswoman does not believe him. And the next 4 minutes is this conversation about a saleswoman trying to sell him a pair of lingerie for himself that he's trying to get for his wife. It's very uncomfortable. It might be the worst part of that movie. Donuts, I don't want to Yeah, I was thinking about the Donuts, saying why did they have to rerecord slopping audio on top of eating those Donuts? It's so weird. We should probably talk about. The. Bad guys, Carmen. Electra is pretty much just a bad lady who thinks she looks pretty.

29:32 The two goons I actually put forth the. Idea that I. Actually, kind of like Leonard. He's stupid, annoying in that weird way. That kind of like the Wet Bandits were in in Home Alone. I kind of thought of him in the same way as that. Just hateful, annoying and very small, with no real threat about him other than he's a bad guy. Yeah, I kind of thought that was. Charming in that little sense, but his dissociate is not interesting so because of the bandits. You have the one. Guy who's annoyed and the other guy who's stupid.

30:06 But in this case, the guy who's stupid is just the worst. He's very dumb and he is a larger man. So they make fat jokes constantly. That is his personality. Dumb and fat jokes. There's one time where Chris Catan falls in the ground. And then the other man just lies down. I remember. Dad, literally while we were watching the movie, said, oh, here comes a squished by the. Bad guy joke. And as Perks expectation, Chris Kottan is squished by the fat guy. However, it was immediately followed by a fart.

30:44 Joke which? None of us had. Expected. To die in retrospect, we probably. Should have. Yeah, but you lose me as soon as you do the the fart joke. You know, I'm kind of surprised that that was the only fart joke in that movie. Five stars. Only what four stars chance you lose a star? For every fart, yeah. We ready to do closing comments. Yeah. Yeah, I had less. Fun with this episode. I think we had way more fun when we were watching the movie. Yeah, I did laugh a lot during the movie and even afterwards.

31:24 Yeah, and I guess that's a downside. Normally we don't all want together, right? Normally we watch these individually and we come back with our shared thoughts. But my joy for this movie expired about an hour ago. Yeah. I think there is one joke at the very end in which Kylin was trying to find an end credits. Yeah, Kylin was making sure there's an end credit scene. To which Dad replied. This isn't a Marvel movie. And then I commented afterward. Stand to opening. The red door. Fine, I'll do it myself.

31:59 Which. I think we laughed for about 5 minutes straight about that. 1. And that was probably the most. Joy we had. Watching this movie is when it was. Over it's. Still pretty funny and rich. He's like, take each one of those fugly computer graphic Elms and put them in his gauntlet. Their face in the entire L. No. Turns them into Hamburg. Remember in the beginning when the decoration is of Santa with his face on his hand? That's foreshadowing to him. Put the elf faces on his gauntlet. OK, close in comrades.

32:42 OK. I think that you probably should watch this movie for yourself if you can, no? No, actually, I I agree with we should. Put this at the. Start. OK, before you watch this, watch it for yourself. It's way more fun to watch. Than it is to listen to somebody. Talk about this movie. Yeah, this movie is bad and I hope I will never watch it again. But it just. I will also say that I feel like. You're doing yourself a disservice if you've never seen this movie. If you're a Western Canadian who's ever been to West Edmonton Mall, watch this movie and then forget about it instead of watching it.

33:29 If you want to watch it, I have a copy that I can give you. Just send us your address, actually. Tim doesn't own very many DVD's and so the. Fact that all they. Want held on to this DVD? Let's me know that this isn't the last time we're watching. It. That there will be another Christmas coming up where he'll say ooh, what about this one? There is a. Term coin called Is this in Arlo? This isn't actually from Arlo, this is from a different guy. Whoa. He's not stating who it's from. I. Will I'll state.

34:00 With several other puppets, he could This is somebody from Carmen. This is somebody. It's not. Easy mean. Green. There's a saying that you going, it's a saying that Cookie Monster once said. See is good cookie and. That's good. That's what I mean. That's. What I rate this with, yeah. Ohh anyways, I don't actually know. What you're we're. Gonna talk about there's. A guy I. Think I actually showed him to you once we watched. A video of his guy by the name. Of super I patch. Wolf. We watched. The Garfield.

34:46 One oh, yes, Yeah. I don't know if he coined this term, but it's something I remember hearing him say. It was something called the Mediocre Valley. It's like an upside down bell curve. Is the idea. The movie is between seven through 10. It is a great movie. The movie is between 3:00 through five. It is a movie. That is just so. Nothing. It's not enjoyable, but when a movie is between 3:00 through one, it's a movie that's so hilariously bad that you want to watch it. Like The King of These being The Room, which is possibly the worst movie of all time but is so spectacular it's horrible that you should watch it.

35:22 I don't think this movie is bad. It's not good. It's just any of its redemptive qualities are ones that are best viewed in a sarcastic mindset. I think I'm going to rate this right now as a solid 3. 3. Out of 10, three out of cookie. That's good enough for. Me. And that's quite low on. The spectrum but. Our new. Rating scale that we've never used. We just we just. Looking. At Monster. I'd say that. This one is a gingerbread, if I dare say so myself. Alright, John, what do you want to say about this movie?

36:06 Yeah. Well, I'll see it again probably. Seven more times not. Because I want to. Last episode you said you would never watch Quest for Camelot again, but you're gonna watch this one again. Not. Because I want to, I will not be putting this in a DVD player. My brother will be. John will be chained to the couch. You know John never throws things away, but the one DVD he. Wants to throw away. Yeah, that we. Won't. That's something very interesting. John is not the type of person to lose anything with sentimental value.

36:42 This movie has a lot of sentimental value. And he wants. It. Still. Wants it out of the house. It really says something about this. Movie. OK, so Kai, where did you stand with it again? I'd say it's a. Gingerbread. OK, we're getting a gingerbread. We're getting a three out of cookie. I will say if you haven't watched it before, you should. If you have, like we have, I do not suggest watching it again. You've. Suffered enough. And John can't wait for next Christmas to give it another try. Anything people want to say to close?

37:20 We forgot to talk about something. The song Christmas in Wonderland. Oh yeah, this. The song for this movie pretty much is an emblem of what the rest of the movie is boring and homogenized. It's very bad. And on the menu screen for this DVD, it lasts likes the chorus, over and over and over and over and over again. It's not fun. It sucks, Royal. Cojone.

37:51 Is this our new? Phrase No. Absolutely not, Dad. What's your rating? John is just not in to this today, this entire thing. So he was so determined to be chatty. This. Time that he was gonna run over everything that we said and. Here he is. Put in his input about Booster Juice and he tapped out. Dad, what do you have to? Say about this movie I have nothing else to say about this movie I can do is. I'll watch it again. Oh no. I said that my rating is always how much I'll watch it. Right, Right. Sometimes I'll say I will come back to this in five years.

38:30 I will come back to this when someone else is watching it. We said we got this in 2007, which I don't know that we did, but we've watched it three times. That means that we've watched it every five years, so. I guess as much as I don't want to ever watch this again, history has taught. Me that we'll see. Yeah, other than that. All. I have to do is share some friendly advice and that's look out for weirdos. Look out for weirdos. Look out for weirdos.